woman driver posted for: LaShaye

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WOMAN DRIVER

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk even
though he could have beaten the
red light by accelerating through the
intersection.

The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on
her horn and screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to drive
though the intersection with him. Still in mid-
rant, she heard a tap on her
window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer. The
policeman ordered her out of her car with her hands up in the air. He then

handcuffed her, took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted,
photographed and placed in a holding cell.

After a
couple of hours, another policeman approached her cell, opened the door and let
her
out. He escorted her back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with
her personal effects.

He said to her, "I'm
very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while
you
were blowing your horn and flipping the guy off in front of you and cussing a
blue
streak at him. It was then I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate
holder, the "What would
Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow me to Sunday
School" bumper sticker and the chrome
plated Christain Fish emblem on the
trunk."

"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the
car."